Avenue N (F)

If you’ve been following along the F train in this area, it basically goes:

Nothing, nothing, nothing, dead people, WORLD SPA, nothing, nothing, nothing, Coney Island.

This is the stop with, drumroll, the WORLD SPA.

Think: fluffy robes, hot pools, cold plunges, onsens, steam rooms, sauna rooms, and treatment add-ons like massages or facials.

To place a luxury, Vogue-reviewed spa facility in the middle of nowhere is an interesting choice. It’s surrounded by industrial construction and, I kid you not, a fire extinguisher wholesaler. But, I get it. Sometimes it’s nice to luxuriate in obscurity.

And, the spa is right off the F train, so if you’re losing your mind at your Bryant Park job, why not call it a day and take a one-and-done train ride to relaxation?

The treatments are expensive - you’re not getting a discount for traveling out here - but you do get a discount if you come on a weekday instead of Fri-Sun. A day pass without a treatment will be around $100.

Well folks, there it is.

Combine your spa and fire extinguisher purchase in one trip off the Avenue N stop!

Bye for now, Avenue N!